“You say you want to be king -
so when I burn your kingdom down, I’ll make sure
you’re still chained to the throne.”

'this queen is not a pawn in your arsenal'(d.s.)



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Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Favorite One Liners (part 1/?)



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klarolicityswan:

every year. 



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"…Wow," Ron added, blinking rather stupidly as Hermione came hurrying toward them.  "You look great!"

"Always the tone of surprise," said Hermione, though she smiled.



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thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the motherfuck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?



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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

image

Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.



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